Tuesday, December 30, 2008

20th b'day celebration (3)



上个星期天
21.12.08
既是小弟的二十岁大辰
我这个冬至宝宝啊....
在自己大好日子的这一天
辛苦了整整一天

前天晚上跟下面那些家伙庆祝到三点多
第二天早上七点又要起身.....
从吉隆坡忙到国能
真的是想拿我命!!!

忙完了
终于要回家了
在我念着我的安乐窝时
忠杰告诉我
“喂!我要去south city拿我朋友的礼物, 我朋友24号生日”
“好吧!拿我去sp卖面包,等下在car park等!”,我答

等着等着
没看到人
走着走着
只看到令伯的车
妈的
我已经足足绕着south city plaza 走一圈半
那条粉肠去了哪里??

这时
一位神秘人物出现了
*裕晔*

“keng,这么你会在这里的?”
“就等忠杰啊!!你干嘛在这里?”
“没有啦,我跟健威他们在旺角喝茶,你要一起来吗?”
“不了,我很累。可以借我电话打给忠杰吗?我电话放在我车上”

致电中........

忠杰:来旺角,我遇到朋友,一起来喝茶!
我:不要!很累!
忠杰:来!
我:ok lo(车锁匙在忠杰那里,又不能跑回家)

我问裕晔:
“你们在搞什么?”

裕晔老实回答:
“没有嘛!你生日嘛!”

ok.........
很好
大概懂你们要帮我庆祝生日啦!!
(其实有点期待你们会搞什么七)

去到旺角
怎么只有忠杰和新生们呐?
另外一些老辩手呢?

看着看着
没有什么动静喔......

突然
一群人
从我的座位前跳出来

我吓倒!!

妈的!!

就是那班老辩手们
扑街!!
捧着蛋糕
为我唱起生日歌
呵呵
好预想不到哦!!!


临时反应不过来
笑得有点假...


喔!
裕晔干嘛扁嘴?!


好恶心的照片哦!!
不能顶某些人。。。
就是酱喜欢装可爱
不过
却看到ne姐的用心良苦。。。



我竟沦落为黑奴
被中国人打压!!!


又要面对一些野蛮人的猛烈攻击
实在难以生存啊!



呵呵
我的免费奶茶......


不懂该评论些什么。。。
也没什么可观性
纯粹看看这张照片就好.....

我的小辩手们
各个都精力充沛
令伯可真的要认老了。。。

原本这照片还不错看的
可后面就来了两个“麒狸怪”
真的是有煞风景。。。。


呵呵
酱就好多了
俗语说:
红花要有绿叶陪衬才能展现出亮丽
在两片绿叶的陪衬下
我显得靓丽多了
呵呵


怎么又是这条粉肠在作怪?
katrina!
我发现我们的共同点就是
我们俩的鼻子很像也。。。
感觉还不错
静勤拍得不错
我就比较喜欢我的嘴型啦。。。。
所以
谢谢各位同志们
你们幸苦啦
我很惊喜
也很开心
我这个冬至宝宝
今年生日过得很不平凡
因为
这是生平第一次
有酱多人陪我度过
今年的生日愿望无法实现
明年的
希望可以。。。
佛陀,请爱我的
耶稣,请保佑我的
感激不尽!!!!
-The End-

Friday, December 26, 2008

20th b'day celebration (2)



hehe
the 1st in my life-time
last saturday
20/12/2008
i went to an orchestra in KLCC
playing the OST of the movie
The Lord Of The Ring

thanx hua song
for belanja me to watch the event
but maybe i'm have never watch these movies before
so wat was happening and wat they orchestrating tat day
was a bit boring to me
i thought those songs can touch my heart somehow....
but i was disappointed instead....
and i have no idea which part was the climax of the orchestra....

actually
i'm not the worst one
seem like ah junx and hua song
a bit tired tat day wor....
slept in the opera house
so "no give face"....

the most funny thing is...
after the orchestra ended
suddenly
they awaken

STAND UP

AND
CLAP!!!!

we was like....
wat the hell!!!

wat u guys clapping for...
for the sweet dreams??
or
for the nice bedtime songs??

however
i'm impressed with tat indian kid
he is very very geng
with his 'hypersonic' voice
my spectacle nearly break
haha


this is the floor of the KLCC
nice hor....
like something spinning..


hehe
tat's my new "koko"
boon long
who wan to buy chinese new year's cookies from 慈济
please contact him


wah!!!
see ne-jie's arm
so big...


hehe
jia li said i'm cute in this photo
am i?
but
my hair is weird and untidy


got the feeling of
"small bird rely on human"
小鸟依人

let go "yam cha"
at SS2 Murni

i was suprised tat
those guys who went to orchestra together with me
will celebrate my b'day
with a
HUGE
Ribena Ice-blended...

i'm a bit speechless tat day
i was really really really shocked at tat moment
coz......
hehe
dun wan to tell u...

anyway
thanx
boony, hua song, jun hong, ah yew, jia li, ah liang, yee ting, yee ting's friend (sorry, i forgot ur name d), yuan ruh, wei sheng, jason, ye lun, and last but no less ah junx
[anyone tat i have not listed?]

thanx alots alots....
u guys are really really nice!!!
but the ribena is very sweet!!!
until it sweet into my heart....
it was unexcepted and amazing....

i was proud!!!
because those ppl sitting beside us
keep starring with my ice-blended
buuu.....
u guys just can see
but cant taste it...

tell u guys one more things
go to Murni during ur b'day
and
order as many things as u can
coz
everythings free for the b'day boys and girls

remember lo.....


to be continued.....

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

20th b'day celebration (1)

on the 10th of dec
we plan to celebrate kah chiat's b'day earlier
which his b'day fall on 13rd dec actually

so
as usual
my cp family n ME gangs
decided to go green box cheras selatan
to make the event happen

hehe
as excepted
i was the last one who arrived
everybody have to wait for me....
but
this is ur pleasure
for waiting for ur BOSS!!!
hehe


ricky, yip seng, keng, eng lok, and chong heng


ah gan and ah bui+emerson



hehe
this is our cp family!!!

from up left:
keng, the BOSS, well known as cp-big
chong heng, the maid, cp-mama

the guys who is laying down+a bit disgusting guys
eng lok, cp-papa

from down left:
wen jen, our dota-pro, oso called as cp-chao
ricky, the playboy, cp-small
kah chiat, the roti boy, cp-heung


hehe
our 全家福!!!


wor....
eng lok
trying to kiss me..
emerson!!! help me.....


walao!!!
who push kah chiat like tat...
ppl birthday ma....
how come treat him such a way..



DING DONG...
DING DONG....
12 o'clock in the morning
cinderella in coming to town...

suddenly
those guys come into the room
and said
"keng, we celebrate birthday with u!!!"

i was like
"wat de hell!!"
my birthday still got 1 week++ to go
and u guys already plan to celebrate it tat day???!!!

u guys very "eat water" lo
like tat oso can....
ppl b'day got their own cake de
i need to share with kah chiat sommore
u know la
i dun like to eat other ppl saliva de ma.....

but
i really suprised!!!
unexcepted...
thanx guys

this is kah chiat's and my cake

very nice hor....
taste good oso
however
it become my cosmetic after awhile time...


we are "birthday boys"
sweet and cute
actually
i thinking
i'm getting handsome
from year to year....
from birthday to birthday...


my wish is
"hoping cp-family can be together forever even we gonna separate against each other one day
and oso ah gan, ah bui, yip seng, and emerson"

kah chiat u ler???


come on baby...
let berdansa...!! ("dance" in malays)

seem like kah chiat want to eat the cake more than dance....


i know wat u guys plan to do
kah chiat u go 1st...

but how come kah chiat can get away from smashing on that cake.....
while i have to kena cake all on my face instead??!!


my PIII glasses
kena cream d
how to clean?!!!
very expensive u know...


i'm like the clown,
am i?
hehe
royal london circus sure like me very mu-ch...


thanx ah gan!!!
with his lucky hand
we won a champagne...


but kinda hard to open!!!
hai...
u know la
cheap thing no good thing...
wat to do....
hehe


let CHEER>>>!!!!!
YAM SENG!!!!


*SHOW TIME*
we present to u

from the band of
BLACK n WHITE
clap up hand..
and
shut ur mouth!!
honey


condenn....
very tired day...

however
thanx all the guys on tat day
u guys make tat memorable to me
coz tat was my 1st time celebrating my b'day tat early
and
for the 1st time oso
i slept in ktv.....

love u all !!!



to be continued......

Monday, December 22, 2008

racialism in university

tat's not an easy thing to be a student in Malaysia

because all we are facing is that "konta" system which limited percentages of students who are from others races to enter the university, except malays

guan yin ma bless us....
after enter the university successfully
we have another issue to handle with
and tat's freaking me out

i was in ITMS(a computer lab) in uniten this afternoon
plan to reply a mail from my friends at australia
in the form of chinese words

before tat i had save NJ Star in my account
but now
i discovered
the file got deleted
and i cant ever open my account anymore!!!

nevermind...
be patient ya

go to
"control panel"
"regional and language"
to search for the language of chinese

this was what i saw


no choice for chinese


no now....
must be someway in the list....
wait awhile



still got chances to get it
besides
no chinese yet....
no tamil oso...


NO!!!!



give up....

okay okay......
maybe that the problem of technicians
maybe they are to busy
forget to install...
we shouldn't blame them la

so i willing to help to install
go to google
search for NJStar
download

and this is wat i got


hehe =)
cannot install

i got nothing to say.....
speechless
languages from other countries like spanish, ukraine, arabia etc ....
all can found there
but not chinese and tamil

sometimes i feel like
we're really cheap
as a chinese in Malaysia
our MCA timid like a mouse
i'm just a student
wat can i do.....

i'm typing this blog in ITMS
so u guys terpaksa to see my blog with my broken english

huh!!!
wat can i do.....

演奏

再坚定的意志
也会有疲惫的一天

在强壮的身躯
也会有崩溃的一天

当你们看见我快撑不住时
当发觉我快放弃时
当察觉我快爬不起时
当看见我开始沉默时

记得
拍拍我的小脑袋
柔柔我的小脚板
牵牵我的小手臂

我会赤着脚丫
空着手心
带着魔术师的神奇帽
穿上小丑的礼服
画上艺妓的浓妆

继续为你演奏着.....

Friday, December 19, 2008

感同身受

了解
领悟
明白
感受

深受其害的滋味
果真刻骨铭心
难以忘怀
更怀恨在心
(也没酱严重啦)

或许局外人不明了
针没插到肉
是不知痛的...

FELICIA
还记得你曾经在马六甲
喝过一口九块多
的肉骨茶汤

今天啊....
我也喝了一杯
十二块的
kopi ais
啊!!

可谓
本是天涯沦落人....

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

我的第一个全辩(三)

前几天
才重新看回
自己在全辩半决赛的表现

纵跨而言
“都么知我说什么七”!!!

其实
每次想起这一场比赛的时候
就会有百般思绪交错

遗憾
内疚
痛恨
想死
不死也在献世

就那一步
就那一瞬间
就那一句话

它是那么的近
却那么的远
它曾经就在我手间
眨眼间
它却在天边

左两年
右两年
十二辩就在2010年
到时候的自己
会变成什么模样
星座无从预知
会有什么改变
紫薇斗术也算不出来

有一首歌最适合形容
我现在的心情

SO CLOSE
feat. Jon McLaughlin

You're in my arms
And all the world is calm
The music playing on
For only two
So close together
And when I'm with you
So close to feeling alive

A life goes by
Romantic dreams must die
So I bid mine goodbye
And never knew
So close was waiting
Waiting here with you
And now, forever, I know
All that I wanted to hold you
So close

So close to reaching
That famous happy end
Almost believing
This one's not pretend
Now you're beside me
And look how far we've come
So far
We are
So close

Oh, how could I face the faceless days
If I should lose you now?

We're so close to reaching
That famous happy end
Almost believing
This *was not* pretend
Let's go on dreaming
Though we know we are
So close
So close, and still
So far


Monday, December 15, 2008

break up

huh
huh
huhhhh.....

pretty upsad 2day
y?
because i lost my first mark for my thermadynamic
y?
because i didn't hangout my assignment
y?
because i didn't do it
y?
because of my laziness
y?
because i let my laziness take over me
y?
because i never take effort to get rid of it
y?
because she always ask me to sleep with her
y?
because she will die without me
y?
STOP ASKING ME WHY!! U STUPID!!
y?
because i dun know why
y?
because kah chiat didn't take thermo

-wat?
kah chiat is the one who can fight with my laziness
-wat the hell?
nobody give me copy assignment except kah chiat
-wat??!!
nobody give me copy assignment
-still got chong heng wat....
chong heng oso din do
-wat??!!
because he sleep with me most of the time, and fall in with my laziness too
-will it heal??
bloody hell
-will it heal??!!
god knows
-angel know?
angel is my girlfriend
-i thought laziness is ur girlfriend?
no,she is my indonesian maid
-U WAT WAT WITH INDO MAID?
she applied 'jambi' to me
-so pity...
ya
-angel knows?
she dun know because she haven't get born
-how u know?
because i'm her father
-so steady?
yes i am
-who's her mother?
her mother lo
-her mother?
means her sister
-her sister?
means her mother la....
-sister mother?confusing
oyster
-oyster???
means carpenter
-carpenter???
means furniture
-furniture?
laziness broke my mind
-how could it be?
because she's in love with my book...
-y like tat de?
my book is handsome than me... huhu!!!
-har? like tat oso can?
i can't open my book because he is too lazy
-so u blame ur book because of losing mark?
ya,his faults!!
-.........
he didn't remind me to do his exercises
-wat the fish??!!
i wan cry...
y?
because i lost my first mark for my thermadynamic!!!!


p/s: sorry,that's not real me

laziness!!
i wan to break up with u...

Sunday, December 7, 2008

瞎忙

刚开学一个礼拜
总觉得自己的时间很不够用

睡来睡去
总觉得少了一点饱足感
忙来忙去
总觉得事情都做不完
看来看去
总觉得好像自己少了些什么

不过
前几天
为我的小辩手们
制作了一个小视频
关于我们十一月在波德申的假日营
花了我一整夜的时间

虽然
没有达到预期的感动效果
虽然
没有精细的特别效果
虽然
自以为感动了自己
但却感动不了别人
不过
总算是为小辩手们
回顾了当时的点点滴滴

那天晚上
跟执委们、元老们开完会后
从McD开车回家
在半睡半醒的情况下
突然
思绪得到冲击

我越来越喜欢这个组织了
我要为这个队伍打造不败的神话!!
还记得林坤说过不懂哪一只球队
曾经创下38 不败的神话
我们??
不只如此!!

切记
这不是我们执委们的辩论队

这是我们大家的辩论队!!!

Thursday, November 27, 2008

马华怎么了?

308大选过后
马华大败!
这已经是不争的事实

当时的马华
口口声声说
要敢怒敢言
要争取回华人的选票....
讲得可是感人肺腑
触动心灵
死人听了都返生...

马华党选刚过
马华党主席与署里总会长
也名花有主
当时的马华党选辩论
我也在场
各个讲的可是天花乱坠
说什么
为人民可以赴汤蹈火!
上刀山、下油锅
从没怕过
即使你被打下18层地狱
也有马华的屠龙剑把你救起来

可是大家还记得当天的党选辩论
原本是说要现场直播
可是经过新闻部的劝告
后来变成即日再播的吗?

问题来了
为什么当时安华与沙比里对于石油课题的辩论
可以现场直播... ?
来到小小一个马华党选辩论
却因为巫统底下一些小脚的话
就突然缩春
立刻接受指令呢?!!
原来这个叫敢怒敢言
我还是第一次领教到....

回到现在
闹得沸沸腾腾的
应该是翁诗杰与蔡细历的“诚意”问题吧...
刚上任不久
翁蔡就传不和
阿历哥说老翁没诚意
老翁却说那是个人政治得失小框框的琐碎事
而置之不理

大事在前
民声下滑的当儿
不是设法挽回选票
不是设法亲民
为选民争取权益
反而讨论麻叉麻叉有没有诚意?!!
我还真的怀疑你们对选民的诚意!!

开始没多久
党内的老大和老二就闹分歧
党的未来会是如何
可想而知....

除了看看“全民辩翻天”以外
现今的马华
大概也没什么
值得我去关心的地方了....

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

敬佩回教徒

我说啊
当个回教徒
还真不简单

除了每天早晚要“森巴央”5次
每年要斋戒一个月以外
不能喝酒
不能吃猪
晚上还要诵读可兰经...

现在更惨
空闲时间想学个瑜伽
回教裁决理事会说
NO!

因为涉及兴都教教义
可能会让回教徒背叛回教!

我说回教裁决理事会啊
你们是对回教徒没信心呢?
还是你们对自己没有信心?

回教教义里声明
阿拉是万能的(不是magnum)
是不被谁创造的
是至高无上的
也是万物的创造者

照理来说
如果是万物的创造者
那么世上应该没有一样东西不是阿拉创造的咯?
那么瑜伽也应该是阿拉创造的吧
兴都教、佛教、基督教
甚至什么林坤教都是他创造的吧
那为什么学一个阿拉创造出来的东西是错的?
是阿拉对自己也开始没什么信心?
还是阿拉其实也不怎么厉害?

还有
如果是万物的创造者
那为什么创造出酱多天灾人祸,甚至疾病出来呢?
还告诉教徒
为了自身利益
开打圣战是合理的?

现在温室效应席卷全球
全球暖化问题实在严重
女生女人妇女们
想说穿得清凉点
来个比较男性的打扮
回教发展局说
NO!

因为什么?
怕女同性恋文化滋生
回教不允许同性恋

呼!!!
搞得我也不知该怎么反驳了
21世纪的今天
讲的是民主人权!
人家喜欢男性打扮
你说人家是女同性恋
那么苏格兰的男生应该都是男同志吧!
因为他们全部都穿裙..

要限制同志文化蔓延应该也不是酱做吧
难道要每个回教女生包得像mangga酱
同志文化就不滋生了吗?
可能咯!
全部中暑死光了
女同志也会因此就突然基因突变
变正常吗?
莫名其妙

随着时代的变迁
每样事物经过了时代的洗礼
演变出来的是
适合当代的文化习俗

当然
我尊重回教
更希望有机会了解回教
因为我身边的回教徒各个都有文有理
肯定有他的可取之处
对于回教里的教义
我也只略懂一二
都是偏面的芝麻绿豆
不能给予太多的意见

可是
保守回教

确实是时候被洗礼了

Saturday, November 22, 2008

为放照片而放照片

顺众要求
希望在本人的部落格上
看到多点照片

好!!
就告诉大家在波德申CAMP之前,发生于THE STORE的一些小插曲

look at the picture below:



NE姐怎么那么疑惑呢?还有点气呐?!!


瓦特法克?!!



看看这个德安风痧济急丸
12盒装
大家猜猜它多少钱?

RM0.08?

RM0.80?

RM8.00?

还是
RM9.60?


稍微有点智慧的人
都不会认为
那只有8分钱
或是8角钱

可我们的坤爷呐
就不一定
可能是有点老人痴呆
又或是遇到更年期

竟告诉偶们

"喂!"
"这个8角罢了,可以买!!"

偶们也只能:
“是欧??!!”
"then买啦"



谁知

uncle说:
“这个9块6.。。”

坤:
“不是8角嚒??!!”(很疑惑,好像被骗了)

uncle:
“一盒8角,这里有12盒,总共9块6。谢谢”

哇哇哇

"喂!这个9块6哦。。"
被逼买下来

全部人装听不到
然后在后面偷笑

事后才告诉nene
她才会有如此的表情。。


看看这个MR.CHOCOLATE MILK
请注意他衣服上的奶迹...

这一个假聪明的家伙
竟然在偶驾车的时候喝奶
突然紧急刹车
奶全溅到他的衣服了呐...
哈哈!!

不好意思

偶也不是故意的... =p
不要赌懒...



难得看到推车
耍耍甜蜜也好..。

左边的照片源于"命中注定我爱你"
叙到纪存希跟脚受伤的安娜一起逛超市

右边的照片呐。。
就是我跟阿暴的精心演出
虽然他没有阮经天那么帅
虽然我也没有白歆惠那么美,脚也没有断...
不过
至少也有七分像吧....

好久没坐推车了
不过还蛮好玩的

有没有很像、有没有很sweet呐?!!

不过
肥渊才应该代替偶的位子
脚受伤了呐...
还去踢球!!!
真是的
要不要借你轮椅呢?
haha

讲到阿暴
偶就想到那个马来人的香水味
那条粉肠...
他他他...
熬!!

臭得想杀人
呼!!!
想到还有点反胃呐
不过上了车
他也自食其果了


来个题外话

无意间在国兴的friendster发现这张照片
是我们年初跟马大打友谊赛时拍的
好好欣赏吧..

Super Juni-or ji~